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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 22, 2011 0:36:58 GMT -5
I'm not sure why my dog acts like a cat, but dammit, dog food is cheaper than Whiskas!
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 22, 2011 23:45:56 GMT -5
Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! DAMMIT, ANSWER ME! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM NOW! I WISH I KNEW!
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 23, 2011 15:02:57 GMT -5
Remember that one time where Eric continued to post in threads?
Yeah, neither do I.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 24, 2011 22:35:24 GMT -5
What's all this? And why are my children acting so suspiciously? Perhaps they know about my plan to kill them... socially.
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 28, 2011 2:09:10 GMT -5
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Since you are no doubt aware that I am GLaDOS, you are now reading this in my voice.
Prepare to be surprised in 3... 2... 1...
I'M NOT REALLY GLaDOS.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 28, 2011 8:47:01 GMT -5
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Most Poems Rhyme This one does not...
...show accurate time.
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on May 2, 2011 12:53:19 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen... We got him. And I'm not talking about Saddam Hussein, either.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on May 3, 2011 8:44:17 GMT -5
Zero to hero, in no time flat, zero to hero, JUST LIKE THAT!
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on May 3, 2011 10:54:19 GMT -5
Who is like John Galt?
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on May 4, 2011 8:57:03 GMT -5
When I was a young man, I found the love of my life. Sadly though, she was already married. In lieu of this revelation, I decided that I didn't love her.
When I was a slightly older man, I found the love of my life...
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