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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 1, 2011 16:48:02 GMT -5
Why is my car black, but I am white?
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 4, 2011 20:32:25 GMT -5
ALL BY MY SELF! DON'T WANNA BE, ALL BY MY SELF!
Also, including other hits, like "Is that it?" and "Laser Beams"
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 5, 2011 9:03:41 GMT -5
I am currently posting this from a toilet.
This isn't a joke.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 5, 2011 11:52:30 GMT -5
Once upon a time, in homeland Russia, Communism made everyone equal. The end.
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 7, 2011 16:18:25 GMT -5
It is now 5:18 PM. Time for another tournament!
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 7, 2011 22:00:48 GMT -5
A closed captioning of the music from the first level of Super Mario Brothers:
Do do do dodo do-- do! Do do do dodo-dodo, do do do do do do do do dodo, do do do dodo-dodo do do do do do do do do dodo! Dodo do do do dododo-dododo, dodo do do do DO DO DO! Do do do do do dodo do dodo do DO- DO- DO-, DODO! Do do do dodo dodo dodo, do do do dodo DO! Do do dodo dodo dodo, DODO DO DODO DO! *Loop Continuously until time is up or flag is reached
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 8, 2011 13:50:43 GMT -5
Psst. PSST!
Piss.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 9, 2011 22:37:01 GMT -5
For the first time in my life, I wanted her to die... but not like die, I just mean be horribly maimed or something. Nothing extraordinarily cruel, I should say.
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Apr 12, 2011 19:12:47 GMT -5
Oh, sorry, I took another year-long break from posting. What did I miss?
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Apr 13, 2011 6:28:53 GMT -5
"You know we're superstars WE ARE WHO WE ARE!"
~Martin Luther King Jr.
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