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Post by minionleader on Mar 24, 2011 20:46:30 GMT -5
The rules:
1) Fight Club reference! Look at me. I'm so clever. 2) Your post cannot be a response to, or have anything to do with anything written in any of the previous posts. For example, none of the following posts can have anything to do with Fight Club.
Go!
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Mar 25, 2011 7:49:56 GMT -5
Add 2 tablespoons of margerine to a saucepan Stir until thin and buttery Apply heavily to all affected areas Remove only with saliva
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Mar 25, 2011 17:14:57 GMT -5
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SLAVERY!
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Mar 26, 2011 22:41:38 GMT -5
For the record, I never loved you anyway. I only wanted to be with you for your sister.
Silly man, I AM MY SISTER!
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Mar 27, 2011 12:30:32 GMT -5
Mushrooms are not plants, stop treating them like drugs!
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Mar 27, 2011 21:17:52 GMT -5
What will I do now? What will I do without you?!
Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
*Music interlude and fade out
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Post by Alex, the First Guardsman on Mar 28, 2011 15:04:17 GMT -5
Thongs.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Mar 28, 2011 22:40:33 GMT -5
Sir, can I ask you to step to the side for a moment.
Oh, no problem
Now, if only I knew what kind of milk to get...
Might I suggest 2%
Why?
Because 2% is the king of milk.
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Post by minionleader on Mar 29, 2011 8:09:25 GMT -5
Why People Should be More Like Cheese Sticks: A Proposal
Name one food that transcends nearly every cultural boundary. The only one I can think of is breaded sticks of mozzarella cheese. Also, they dank as fuck.
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Post by Guardsman Patrick on Mar 29, 2011 9:05:38 GMT -5
In general, the word "Kevlar" can raise suspicion in those who value security above all else. In further questioning, it was found that the only people who really use "Kevlar" in their vocabulary are firemen. This has brought the entire fire brigade under allegations of terrorism.
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